Beer: Sparks Plus
Bottled By: Steel Brewing Co. (Irwindale, CA)
APV: 7%
What Makes It Geek?: DUDE!!! It contains alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and ginseng. Seriously, if this isn’t geek, then Shag doesn’t sleep in Aquaman underoos.
Goes Great With: All night games of Chez Geek or extended sessions of Wisest Wizard.
When to Drink: When you don’t want sleeping to interfere with your drinking.
When Not To Drink: While recording a podcast and wanting to sound even slightly coherent.
Hey! How did you know about my underoos?!?!? I thought I found all your spycams in my bedroom! Pervert!
The Irredeemable Shag