Geek Beer Month: Beer Chips
Beer (Chip): Beer Chips
Bottled Bagged By: Beer Chips LLC
APV: 0%
What Makes It Geek?: Well, first they ARE chips. Next, they taste like beer.
Goes Great With: Beer
When To Drink Eat: When you are hungry.
Geek Beer Month: Java Stout
Beer: Java Stout
Bottled By: Bell’s Brewery
APV: 7.5%
What Makes It Geek?: Coffee and Beer – Two great tastes that go great together.
Goes Great With: Donuts and Chips – AT THE SAME TIME!!
When To Drink: When to drink? … When NOT to drink is more like it!
Geek Beer Month: SkullSplitter
Beer: SkullSplitter
Bottled By: Orkeny Brewery
APV: 8.5%
What Makes It Geek?: Vikings, Scotland, and its called SkullSplitter.
Goes Great With: Haggis, Braveheart, and Renaissance Festivals. (Actually goes great with anything – this ale was quite delicious)
When to Drink: After a hard day of raiding and pillaging (on World of Warcraft presumably.)
Geek Beer Month: Chili Beer
Beer: Chili Beer
Bottled By: The Chili Beer Company
APV: 4.2%
What Makes It Geek?: There is a friggin’ chili pepper in there!
Goes Great With: All of the other mistakes you have made in your life.
When to Drink: When you have a bunch of comics you need to read and don’t mind reading them in the bathroom.
When [...]
Geek Beer Month: Shock Top
Beer: Shock Top Belgian White
Bottled By: Anheuser Busch
APV: 5.2%
What Makes It Geek?: You see there is this cool looking orange superhero dude on the bottle… Look I have to do 30 of these – be prepared for me to stretch more than Mr. Fantastic visiting Suicide Girls.
Goes Great With: Reading “Hulk & Thing: [...]
Geek Beer Month: Celtic Gold
Beer: Celtic Gold Ale
Bottled By: Dunedin Brewery (Dunedin, FL)
APV: 5.2%
What Makes It Geek?: From the bottle: “A smooth, Kolsh style ale brewed to soothe the longshanks while he awaits the Scottish warriors’ return to freedom.”
Goes Great With: While your 12th level fighter is traipsing around Greyhawk and pizza.
When to Drink: When you have plenty of [...]
Geek Beer Month: Sparks Plus
Beer: Sparks Plus
Bottled By: Steel Brewing Co. (Irwindale, CA)
APV: 7%
What Makes It Geek?: DUDE!!! It contains alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and ginseng. Seriously, if this isn’t geek, then Shag doesn’t sleep in Aquaman underoos.
Goes Great With: All night games of Chez Geek or extended sessions of Wisest Wizard.
When to Drink: When you don’t want sleeping to [...]
Geek Beer Month: Rogue Chocolate Stout
Beer: Rogue Chocolate Stout
Bottled By: Rogue Ales (Newport, Oregon)
APV: UK
What Makes It Geek?: There is a girl on the bottle, it’s made with imported chocolate, and it is bottled by a company named Rogue.
Goes Great With: Watching Johnny Depp work his magic in “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” and Brach’s Double Dipper’ Chocolate Peanuts.
When to [...]
Geek Beer Month: Monty Python’s Holy Grail
Since Widge and the crazies over at Need Coffee have wrapped up their month of caffeine appreciation (great work guys); I figured that I should ride their coattails and declare April “Geek Beer Month”. Each day this month we will feature a “geek” beer (or at least a beer we will try to pass off [...]
