The Unique Geek Bios

Ed's IdentityEd - Thanks to Ed’s dad, he was raised on reruns of Star Trek: TOS and the Sean Connery James Bond movies. Having Captain Kirk and James Bond as his role models, he began his quest of conquering women at the age of 12 where he quickly found out that Romulan Ale, shakin’ not stirred, does not assist the libido but helps build a callus on the left cheek where he often received the blow from many a open palmed female.

Eventually, being shunned by the female sex, he hibernated into the dark corner of his room in front of a Commodore 64 where he found that the warm glow of a computer screen and the soothing sounds of a modem dialing into a bulletin board became his favorite friend and lover.

Today, he still cowers in the dark corner of his office where he troubleshoots Windows, edits movies on his Macbook, improves his bash skills in Linux or prone corners in Day of Defeat, with an occasional break to enjoy the beauty that is Blade Runner on the big screen HD TV.

To sum it up, he’s a tech geek.


Jon's IdentityJon
- Bio To Come
Shag's IdentityShag - By day, The Irredeemable Shag plays the part of a wealthy industrialist, playboy, and philanthropist. By night, he is a frightening creature that strikes terror into the hearts of criminals! Before earning a bachelor’s degree in Marketing from Florida State University, Shag spent four years managing a comic book and science fiction collectibles store (Cosmic Cat). He then managed multiplex movie theaters for three years, servicing over 1 million patrons annually. Since then Shag has attained a “real job”, settled down and started a family, but still tries to remain active in the world of geek. His primary geek interests are comic books, Doctor Who, Star Wars (classic characters), science fiction in general, and roleplaying games.
Sterling's Identity
Sterling - Bio To Come
Ron's IdentityRon - Bio To Come
Todd - Born on the rough streets of Tallahassee, Todd was raised to be a preppy. Through years of dedication, he has broken free of this mold and constantly upset his parents by being a nerd. After getting an English degree, reading a lot of books, and then going into Accounting, he decided to go back to college and get a degree in MIS (Management Information Systems). Since then, he’s done the odd IT job, and is finally starting a job that promises to be mostly IT. He lives with his wife Holly, an English professor, and their four cats. They have been trying to get Ron to move out since last year, to no avail.
Scott - Bio To Come
Identity UnconfirmedMichael - Born on February 29, 1976 as the youngest for four and the only boy Michael was pretty much screwed from the beginning. Thankfully he discovered cartoons, Star Wars and comic books, which traded one miserable existence to another. Somehow he managed to make it through high school and after a year of college did a whole lot of nothing for five years or so. Defying the odds and causing several people to lose a bet Michael managed to begin dating a woman that actually like and put up with him in 1999 and married her in 2003. He lives in Fayetteville, GA with his wife, their little dog and more comics than a man should own. In addition to the Unique Geek Michael writes reviews for the Superman Homepage and hosts a weekly podcast called Views From The Longbox.
Serv's IdentityServ - Born in FL and went to FSU. I don’t remember those 5 years for some reason. I am now grown up and living in the American Arctic. what the hell went wrong?
Simon - Bio To Come
Identity UnconfirmedCary - Bio To Come
Identity UnconfirmedPatrick - Bio? No, I’m straight, thanks.
Identity UnconfirmedWidgett - Bio To Come
Identity UnconfirmedKevin - M.I.A. - Host of the Unique Geek favorite: “Geek Not Geek” - Last seen in April of 2007.

If you know of Kevin’s location please contact The Unique Geeks Immediately

Identity UnconfirmedSalmon Fish- Bio To Come