Beer
Geek Beer Month: Beer Chips
Beer (Chip): Beer Chips
Bottled Bagged By: Beer Chips LLC
APV: 0%
What Makes It Geek?: Well, first they ARE chips. Next, they taste like beer.
Goes Great With: Beer
When To Drink Eat: When you are hungry.
Geek Beer Month: Java Stout
Beer: Java Stout
Bottled By: Bell’s Brewery
APV: 7.5%
What Makes It Geek?: Coffee and Beer - Two great tastes that go great together.
Goes Great With: Donuts and Chips - AT THE SAME TIME!!
When To Drink: When to drink? … When NOT to drink is more like it!
Geek Beer Month: SkullSplitter
Beer: SkullSplitter
Bottled By: Orkeny Brewery
APV: 8.5%
What Makes It Geek?: Vikings, Scotland, and its called SkullSplitter.
Goes Great With: Haggis, Braveheart, and Renaissance Festivals. (Actually goes great with anything - this ale was quite delicious)
When to Drink: After a hard day of raiding and pillaging (on World of Warcraft presumably.)
Geek Beer Month: Chili Beer
Beer: Chili Beer
Bottled By: The Chili Beer Company
APV: 4.2%
What Makes It Geek?: There is a friggin’ chili pepper in there!
Goes Great With: All of the other mistakes you have made in your life.
When to Drink: When you have a bunch of comics you need to read and don’t mind reading them in the bathroom.
When […]
Geek Beer Month: Heavy Seas Loose Cannon Hop3 Ale
Beer: Heavy Seas Loose Cannon Hop3 Ale
Bottled By: Clipper City Brewing Company
APV: 7.25%
What Makes It Geek?: Don’t all geeks want to be a pirate? Arrr!!
Goes Great With: Gorton’s Beer Batter Shrimp and Ore-Ida Tater Tots
When to Drink: While watching Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Geek Beer Month: Shock Top
Beer: Shock Top Belgian White
Bottled By: Anheuser Busch
APV: 5.2%
What Makes It Geek?: You see there is this cool looking orange superhero dude on the bottle… Look I have to do 30 of these - be prepared for me to stretch more than Mr. Fantastic visiting Suicide Girls.
Goes Great With: Reading “Hulk & Thing: […]
Geek Beer Month: Celtic Gold
Beer: Celtic Gold Ale
Bottled By: Dunedin Brewery (Dunedin, FL)
APV: 5.2%
What Makes It Geek?: From the bottle: “A smooth, Kolsh style ale brewed to soothe the longshanks while he awaits the Scottish warriors’ return to freedom.”
Goes Great With: While your 12th level fighter is traipsing around Greyhawk and pizza.
When to Drink: When you have plenty of […]
Geek Beer Month: Sparks Plus
Beer: Sparks Plus
Bottled By: Steel Brewing Co. (Irwindale, CA)
APV: 7%
What Makes It Geek?: DUDE!!! It contains alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and ginseng. Seriously, if this isn’t geek, then Shag doesn’t sleep in Aquaman underoos.
Goes Great With: All night games of Chez Geek or extended sessions of Wisest Wizard.
When to Drink: When you don’t want sleeping to […]
Geek Beer Month: Rogue Chocolate Stout
Beer: Rogue Chocolate Stout
Bottled By: Rogue Ales (Newport, Oregon)
APV: UK
What Makes It Geek?: There is a girl on the bottle, it’s made with imported chocolate, and it is bottled by a company named Rogue.
Goes Great With: Watching Johnny Depp work his magic in “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” and Brach’s Double Dipper’ Chocolate Peanuts.
When to […]
Geek Beer Month: Dogfish Head Brewery’s Raison D’Etre
Beer: Raison D’Etre
Bottled By: Dogfish Head Brewery
APV: 8%
What Makes It Geek?: Not really so much Geek as it’s more so Unique. I mean, come on: Dogfish Head
Goes Great With: Steak, hamburgers, and a long game of Zombies!!!.
When to Drink: While your grillin’ and chillin’.








